Absoultely Fabulous

In order to be irreplaceable you must always be different. - Coco Chanel 💕


javaddward:

anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what i bought

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madehimsaycomfychairs:

thebeauty-isa-beast:

curvellas:

my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently

The fucking thought of you with somebody else, I don’t like that.Tyler the Creator (via scarfacebeee)

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chilled:

johnegbort:

uʍop ǝpısdn pǝuɹnʇ pǝddıןɟ ʇoƃ ǝɟıן ʎɯ ʍoɥ ʇnoqɐ ןןɐ ʎɹoʇs ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ ʍou

 


shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work

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What’s the difference?” I asked him. “Between the love of your life, and your soulmate?”
“One is a choice, and one is not.
Mud Vein (Tarryn Fisher)

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drunktrophywife:

If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine