Absoultely Fabulous

In order to be irreplaceable you must always be different. - Coco Chanel 💕


chilled:

johnegbort:

uʍop ǝpısdn pǝuɹnʇ pǝddıןɟ ʇoƃ ǝɟıן ʎɯ ʍoɥ ʇnoqɐ ןןɐ ʎɹoʇs ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ ʍou

 


shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work

(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore)

What’s the difference?” I asked him. “Between the love of your life, and your soulmate?”
“One is a choice, and one is not.
Mud Vein (Tarryn Fisher)

(Source: wordsthat-speak)


drunktrophywife:

If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine


santatveit:

going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face

(Source: hectorstaco)


pauliewantsacracker:

when your teacher gossips about other teachers

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(Source: radthai)