Absoultely Fabulous

In order to be irreplaceable you must always be different. - Coco Chanel 💕


sharpayevons:

"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

Would losing me even be a loss?(All I wonder)

(Source: daggerred)


i-dont-have-to-do-boo:

peabodysfedora:

detectivewho:

dblaksle:

guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? 

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I do.

Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.

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He don’t give a shit.

And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu

Yep

What a serious of unnecessary events

(Source: therealslimblakeslee)


kimpissible:

THERE IS ACTUALLY NOT A BETTER FEELING THEN TO HAVE A BESTFRIEND WHO ALSO THINKS OF U AS THEIR BESTFRIEND


Confidence goals: Kanye West 

Attitude goals: Rihanna

Money goals: Beyonce

(Source: xoxwanderlustxox)


colincakes:

i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk

(Source: stimulations)


drunktrophywife:

If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine


sitcorn:

hey remember that law i forget exactly how it goes but its something along the lines of ‘if you murder someone you go to jail’ whatever happened to that? is that still a thing


997:

LMAO: Let Me Ask Obama