Absoultely Fabulous

In order to be irreplaceable you must always be different. - Coco Chanel 💕


supernatural-mishamigo:

vvaddles:

theselener:

vvaddles:

would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??

whats a matter baby

nothing sweetie whats a matter with you??

I literally did not see that coming


Do not post anything about the test online.

It is illegal and you could get in serious trouble if you do.

You could even be arrested for doing so.
......
DON'T YOU DARE-
*creates PSAT Fandom*
NO!!
*#PSAT is now trending on twitter*
I WILL DESTROY YOUR SCORE SHEET!!
*start a cult that worships young sensei as their lord and savior*
I WILL BEDAZZLE YOU! AND MAKE YOU WRITE MORE PARAGRAPHS IN SCRIPT!
B̴̟̼͟u̥̯̤̜̪̘͞t̡̨̜̝͔́ ̴̰̝̟h̰ͅa̶̬̥̱̹͖v̠̝̰͙̪́e҉̛̣̣̹͖̤̝̱̞͇ ̼̭̻̫̙̰́y̶̧͖̤͈͚o̰̳̞̯̝̖͠u̢̮̱͕͜ ̙̗̙̹͖r̰̬̤͘͢͝ͅe̬̹̰̼͓̬͓a̪̠̥͜l̨͇͚͉̪͎̫͘͞ḻ͇̦̪͓͢y̛͙̱ ̛͈͓̠͙̩̘̳ͅS̝̥̰̪͢E͏͖̭̘̮̼̩͡E̥̺̘̫͙͓͞N̴̲͔̼̣̯͚͟ ̸͇̱t̶̸̢̹̞͎̰̤̭̼̬̜h̺̯͈̤̤͙̺́͡e͏͍̪̻̩̀ͅ ̀҉̶̪̣̯̮͈G̤͔͙͍͍̤̻ŗ̩̬̞a͉̫͔̙͔͜n̴̶̝͔̺͟ḍ͓ ̙͓̟̪̻͍̙̠͙͝C͉͓̯̠̻̜̱̦͢͟a̧͘҉̙̳̗̖̖̞͙ṇ̶̭̜̱̱̳̰y͢҉̗̰̪̟̱̗̥͝o̷̢̙̬̟͖̲̩n̵͎͔̮̙̣?̶͍̟̰̠͖̀

bryanchoppertagteam:

magicalmanhattanproject:

if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties

Ladies real talk

(Source: spookymanhattanproject)


50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

(Source: 50shadezofcarter)

If you’re ever lucky enough to find a girl who is a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind, you should hold onto that. Because she’ll be yours at two in the morning and at two in the afternoon the following day. She’ll kiss you where it hurts and until it hurts. And that’s important. Someone who not only knows how to turn you on but also knows how to treat you right is someone worth a little something… and a little more than usual.(via emm-tehl)

(Source: the-taintedtruth)


221cbakerstreet:

whatsupd0c:

toopaletofunction:

staythatswhatimeanttosay:

One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

with liberty and justice for some 

Amen

Not all men


these ppl gotta chill I'm exactly where I got to be at this moment. God put me here for a reason, I ain't suppose to rush the universe.
u stay irresponsible. Trash the fuck why u always late? How u go to work?? Lazy filth I've. Been waiting outside for 5 mins.... WHERE THE HELL U AT???!!