Ba$ic B!tch
You're the closest to heaven I'll ever be, and I don't want to go home right now. All I can taste is the moment and all I can breathe is your life. When sooner or later is over... I just don't wanna be alone tonight.

lukesirwxn:

teenetc:

i wanna dance with you with only my underpants and a big tshirt on while listening to the 1975

relationship goals


cosplaining:

"the bible says adam and eve"

yeah ok because that went so well


how'd you learn to give such great handjobs
righty tighty lefty loosey (;

surprisebitch:

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

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(Source: surprisebitch)


fuckerpunch:

i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

(Source: untongue)


circletines:

U EVER THINK ABOUT BOYS IN SUITS AND HOW NICE IT MAKES THEIR SHOULDERS LOOK AND HOW THE SLEEVES MAKE THEIR HANDS LOOK ALL BIG AND HOW THE COLLAR MAKES THEIR JAWLINE LOOK SO SHARP AND HOW THE JACKET FITS THEM TIGHT AT THE WAIST B O Y S

(Source: stephenhawqueen)